kay-the-kleptomaniac:

(via chaos-myth)

 815
22 Jan 12 at 4 am

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)

tags: gpoy  queue 
 61539
16 Jan 12 at 11 pm
tags: gpoy 
mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
 560
14 Jan 12 at 9 am

(Source: burningyears, via lordvoldie)

tags: gpoy  misfits  queue 
 77385
27 Dec 11 at 2 pm

(Source: dalekstripper, via -hewastheirfriend)

tags: gpoy 
 62383
24 Dec 11 at 7 pm

f0llow-the-spiders:

I couldnt help it, oh my god.

(Source: thekidsfromyesterday11, via smuppett)

Mum: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: CAN YOU GET ME CLOSE ENOUGH TO MATT SMITH SO I CAN TRULY SEE WHETHER HIS EYEBROWS EXIST OR NOT? IN FACT COULD I HAVE SEX WITH DAVID TENNANT AND MATT SMITH AT THE SAME TIME? IN THE TARDIS? CAN I GET AN INVITATION LETTER FROM HOGWARTS? CAN I GET AN INVITATION LETTER TO HAVE SEX WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE? CAN I HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE ADAPTATIONS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES? COULD YOU DECAPITATE DAVID YATES' HEAD FOR ME? COULD I HAVE MOFFAT'S BRAIN IN A JAR? COULD I HAVE A PORNO WITH JUST MULTIPLE ARTHUR DARVILLS? COULD I HAVE KAREN GILLAN'S FACE AND HAIR AND EVERYTHING? CAN I HAVE A CLONE OF EMMA WATSON? WHILE YOU'RE ON IT PUT HER IN MY BED WITH THE OTHERS. AND WHILE YOU'RE ON WATSONS CAN YOU BRIBE JOHN AND SHERLOCK INTO HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER? ALSO SEX WITH NATHAN FILLION WOULD BE NICE. I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SEX WITH THE SUPERNATURAL CAST TOO. OH AND CAN SAM AND DEAN JUST HAVE INCEST SEX ALREADY? OH AND SHOVE CAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM. ALSO CAN YOU PLEASE FIND SUE FROM CATERING AND CONGRATULATE HER FOR ME?
Mum: what
Me: I said Just Dance 3.